T-Shirt - Delusional Daughter Club

The official uniform of the Delusional Daughter Club™

Some clubs play sports. Some clubs read books. This club tracks mothers, requests arrival confirmations, and believes every missed call deserves a reasonable explanation.

This tee is for daughters who understand that checking on your mom and checking your mom's location are two completely different things.

Simple, comfortable, and easy to wear, it's the kind of shirt that quietly lets other members know they're among friends. Whether you're calling your mom for the third time today, waiting for her to call you back, or reminding her to text when she gets home, this tee was made for you.

Membership isn't something you apply for. You earn it the first time you say:

"Mom, where are you?" while actively looking at her location.

Welcome to the club.

Product Features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
• Lightweight fabric that's comfortable year-round
• Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth fit
• Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for lasting durability
• High-quality DTG and DTF printed logo
• Tear-away label for all-day comfort
• Ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified cotton

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• Iron or steam on low heat if needed
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean

Official Club Motto: We don't track our mothers because we don't trust them. We track our mothers because they once said they'd be home in 20 minutes and arrived 47 minutes later. 📍💛😂

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean