T-Shirt - My Daughter Keeps Me Safe By Tracking My Location
A shirt for the parents who understand that location sharing is not surveillance. It's safety.
At least that's what their daughters keep telling them.
This tee is for the parents who have accepted that their daughter knows where they are, where they've been, and why they've been sitting in the mall parking lot for 37 minutes.
Soft, comfortable, and easy to wear, it's perfect for grocery runs, coffee dates, school pickups, doctor's appointments, or any activity your daughter will inevitably ask about later.
Whether you're the parent being monitored or the daughter who lovingly supervises from afar, this shirt is a tribute to one of the most important relationships of our time: a parent and the daughter who refuses to let them wander unsupervised.
A favorite among members of the Delusional Daughter Club.
Because safety first.
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel
- Breathable fabric that's comfortable for everyday wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean fit
- Ribbed collar and reinforced shoulder tape for lasting durability
- High-quality DTG and DTF printed design
- Ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex certified cotton
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Iron or steam on low heat if needed
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
Fine Print: Location tracking may result in questions such as "Why are you at the dentist again?" and "Who told you to leave the house without telling me?" Wear responsibly. 📍😂❤️
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean