Mom, I'm Your Mom Now (eBook)

Mom, I'm Your Mom Now: Location From the delusional, yet valid, mind of Nale Lewis

You know her. You might be her.

The daughter who needs to know where her mom is at all times — not because she's controlling, but because she cares. Deeply. Obsessively. Lovingly.

This book is a hilarious, heartfelt list of 10 reasons why your mom must share her location at all times. From wild geese who will carry her off as their majestic queen, to rogue shopping carts with a one-way ticket to the Grand Canyon — the threats are real, the love is realer, and the delusional logic is completely valid.

Equal parts funny, equal parts "wait, this is actually me," and 100% proof that some bonds just get louder with time.

📍 Digital edition — instant PDF download. No shipping. No waiting. No geese.

What's inside:

• 10 delusional (but valid) reasons your mom must share her location
• 28 illustrated pages of unhinged love
• A quiz to measure your mom's "location loyalty"
• The perfect gift for any daughter who has ever panicked when mom didn't answer the phone