{"product_id":"mom-im-your-mom-now-location-hardcover-pre-order","title":"Mom, I'm Your Mom Now (Hardcover)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMom, I'm Your Mom Now: Location\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eFrom the delusional, yet valid, mind of Nale Lewis\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou know her. You might be her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe daughter who needs to know where her mom is at all times — not because she's controlling, but because she cares. Deeply. Obsessively. Lovingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis book is a hilarious, heartfelt list of 10 reasons why your mom must share her location at all times. From wild geese who will carry her off as their majestic queen, to rogue shopping carts with a one-way ticket to the Grand Canyon — the threats are real, the love is realer, and the delusional logic is completely valid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEqual parts funny, equal parts \"wait, this is actually me,\" and 100% proof that some bonds just get louder with time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e10 delusional (but valid) reasons your mom must share her location\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e28 illustrated pages of unhinged love\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA quiz to measure your mom's \"location loyalty\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe perfect gift for any daughter who has ever panicked when mom didn't answer the phone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Grandyloop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46322596937878,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/9455\/4262\/files\/MIYMNSQUAREgold.png?v=1776031785","url":"https:\/\/grandyloop.com\/products\/mom-im-your-mom-now-location-hardcover-pre-order","provider":"Grandyloop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}